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The Holy Jesus Hospital is a working office in Newcastle upon Tyne, England, in the care of the National Trust. It is a Grade II* listed building.
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Gantofta is a locality situated in Helsingborg Municipality, Skåne County, Sweden with 1587 inhabitants in 2011.
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