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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}

{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}

{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}

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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}

{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}

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